Darth plaugeis

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  What do you think about brothers with bowties?

  by asilentone in

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  Darth plaugeis

  you guys are missing the point... they are doing their rebellious phase.... not so cool ,but it's there.
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  If your AVATAR could speak then???

  by hamsterbait in

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  if your avatar could have a voice, (for the days when computers routinely read out posts audibly).

  whose voice would you choose?.

  a poster here thinks my avatar would speak with the mellifluous sexy "mel gibson baritone".

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  Darth plaugeis

  Morgan Freeman
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  You know your an Apostate when

  by pleaseer2001 in

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  ok jesika and i started this in chat so here it goes,.

  you know your an apostate when..........worldy is a word used for your friends.

  you now your an apostate when ............your parents call after five years....and say anything new!.

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  Darth plaugeis

  LOL I saw that too !
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  Installing a Husband

  by Mythbuster in

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  dear tech support,.

  last year i upgraded from boyfriend 5.0 to husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under boyfriend 5.0. in addition, husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as romance 9.5 and personal attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as nfl 5.0, nhl 3.0 and golf clubs 4.1. conversation 8.0 no longer runs and housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

  please note that i have tried running nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

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  Darth plaugeis

  It's funny................... because it's true.
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  JW doctrines that annoyed or troubled you

  by Luo bou to in

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  bloodguilt a doctrine that really annoyed me when i was in.

  like i was responsible for who jehovah destroyed..

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  As a teen there was this teaching, if you didn't marry before the new system you will never be married which meant no SEX!! As a virgin JW this scared the crap out of you!!! Marry me Marry me Marry me?

  Does anyone remember this belief?
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  The Valley of Love

  by mrsjones5 in

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  i'm a fan of martha stewart on facebook, today she posted that she's in turkey visiting the valley of love.

  can you guess why it's called that?

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  Definitely beats Stonehenge.
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  this lurker's first post.

  by dances with smurfs in

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  :|.

  ...........im gonna go have an anxiety attack now.

  lol.

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  Darth plaugeis

  Welcome Smurf hahaha

  now I'm talking to a Indian smurf online LOL
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  I was informed that the Convention was Fantastic

  by cantleave in

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  by a girl at work.

  i asked "what specifically?".

  "the symposiums were great, each segment was short enough to keep you engaged" was the response.. my reply "so the wts is catering for the short attention span tv generation.".

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  The only convention that would be great, would be traveling 125 miles to the parking lot to find out it was cancelled. I bet lots would be driving with the biggest smiles ever!
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  My First Post

  by today in

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  i've been visiting this forum everyday, reading and waiting patiently for approval to post.

  i've never been a jw.

  my husband and daughter are.

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  Darth plaugeis

  Welcome aboard....... moving story
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  Did the WT totally "luck out" with World War I starting in 1914?

  by lepermessiah in

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  my family is still fixated on the 1914 date, simply because world war i started that year.. i told them i will agree it is a significant year in world history, but that the 1914 date as presented by jw's is based on lies and charlatanry.. i said "i think the wt really lucked out with 1914 with wwi starting that year - it keeps most jw's stuck on that date" .

  the standard answer is "well, that was the year everything went haywire"...... let the circular reasoning continue .

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  Darth plaugeis

  Even a broken clock is right twice a day